POLAR BEAR SPLENDOR... SPA's POLAR BEAR CHALLENGE...

 "There's a Polar Bear In our Frigidaire-- 

He likes it 'cause it's cold in there. 

With his seat in the meat 

And his face in the fish 

And his big hairy paws 

In the buttery dish, 

He's nibbling the noodles, 

And munching the rice, 

He's slurping the soda, 

He's licking the ice.

~

Shel Silverstein