RAPID TRANSIT... D.M.s SNAIL MAIL CHALLENGE...

 Mail me somewhere, Mail me somewhere, 

Wrap me and pack me And mail me somewhere. 

Parcel post, UPS, Regular mail, or Air, 

All wrapped up in brown paper That won't rip or tear, 

With stamps on my forehead And string in my hair, 

And a tag on my butt that says "Handle with care." 

Paste on any address, It don't matter where, 

 Illinois or Kentucky Or Delaware. 

 "Cause where ever it it, I'll be happier there 

So please ship me–send me– 

Mail me somewhere

~

Shel Silverstein