WONDERFUL NUTCRACKER... SPA's NUTCRACKER CHALLENGE...

 I'm a nut, I'm a nut 

My live don't ever get in a rut, 

 The head on my shoulders is sorta loose 

And I ain't got the sense God gave a goose 

Lord, I ain't crazy, but ...I'm a nut 

Is is wetter under water, 

if you're there when it rains? 

Is it shorter to New York, 

than it is by a plane? 

Between myself and I, 

I wonder who's the dumber 

Is it hotter down south, 

than it is in the summer?

~

Leroy Pullins