CRAZY CAT LADY... TAW's CAT CHALLENGE...

Never, was there ever 

A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees" 

His manner is vague and aloof 

You would think there was nobody shyer 

But his voice has been heard on the roof 

And he's sometimes been heard by the fire 

At least we all heard that somebody purred 

Which is uncontestable proof 

Of his singular magical powers 

And I've known the family to call 

Him in from the garden for hours 

When he was asleep in the hall 

And not long ago 

This phenomenal cat 

Produced seven kittens 

Right out of a hat
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
~

Andrew Lloyd Webber