IT's A ZOO IN HERE... SPA's AT THE ZOO CHALLENGE...

Somethin' tells me it's all happening at the zoo 

I do believe it I do believe it's true 

The monkeys stand for honesty 

Giraffes are insincere 

And the elephants are kindly but they're dumb 

Orangutans are skeptical 

Of changes in their cages 

And the zookeeper is very fond of rum 

Zebras are reactionaries 

Antelopes are missionaries 

Pigeons plot in secrecy 

And hamsters turn on frequently 

What a gas, you gotta come and see 

At the zoo

~

Simon & Garfunkle